China To Spaceman - “ET phone nobody”
February 22nd, 2008
“ET phone nobody”
China Kicks ET and Spielberg Off The Great Wall In Continuing Olympian Efforts At Censorship.
In Training? For An Olympian Gaaagle.
October 9th, 2007
In Training?
The People’s Republic of China Cracks Down Harder To Prepare For Upcoming Olympic Games. Internet censorship hits new highs. Lows. Whatever, it’s bad.
READ MORE McClatchy
AND MORE Vnunet
AND MORE Engadget
China Among The 13 Worst Internet Gaaaglers
November 9th, 2006
- Gaaagle Central Office Archives
Named among the 13 most oppressive nations on the net,
China pleads not guilty of gaaagling
READ MORE HERE.
Olympic Torch Gaaagle’d
October 5th, 2006
In preparation for the upcoming Olympic games, China continues to crackdown on civil liberties.
Google Yahoo and Microsoft continue to comply
with tyrannical Chinese government. Business as usual.
READ recent report on
China’s human rights abuses HERE.
Gaaagle History. Burn Books. Or fill them with lies.
September 2nd, 2006
Gaaagle Central Office
Where’s Mao? Chinese Revise History Books
NY Times
By JOSEPH KAHN
Published: September 1, 2006
BEIJING, Aug. 31 — When high school students in Shanghai crack their history textbooks this fall they may be in for a surprise. The new standard world history text drops wars, dynasties and Communist revolutions in favor of colorful tutorials on economics, technology, social customs and globalization.
Socialism has been reduced to a single, short chapter in the senior high school history course. Chinese Communism before the economic reform that began in 1979 is covered in a sentence. The text mentions Mao only once — in a chapter on etiquette. READ STORY
Gaaagled Gasps for Air
August 18th, 2006Free Speech Strangled While Google Yahoo and Microsoft
Silently Hold The Chinese Communist Party’s Coat.
- Channel Japan News Radio TV
Smiles Wiped from the Face of Chinese
Primetime Television.
August 17th, 2006
Homer is Gaaagled. 1.3 Billion denied American Gags.
- G.C.O.
From ABC news
By JOE McDONALD
BEIJING Aug 13, 2006 (AP)— D’oh! China has banished Homer Simpson, Pokemon and Mickey Mouse from prime time. Beginning Sept. 1, regulators have barred foreign cartoons from TV from 5 to 8 p.m. Read full story here
Chinese Punk Bands Gaaagled but Live on Youtube
August 13th, 2006Keep rocking Chinese punks
我不属于在这个世界里。 我感到我的嘴强迫被关闭了。
The Believers. Chinese punks gaaagled. Chinese punks’ website gone. www.thebelieversband.com
But
this band still has a website
the noname UPDATE 12/06/07 Oops. Website gone too.
and a video :
Here is a website about Rock in China OOPS that’s gone now too !
And listen to a tribute to Chinese punks. Click below-
CLICK ON THE IMAGE ABOVE TO PLAY MP3 MUSIC CLIP.
- I Don’t Belong by The Red Mopeds ©2006
Long Line Of Telephone Poles Disappearing Into The Distant Horizon Filled With Neon Billboards Flashing Records (aka Gaaagle Records)
Gaaagle Your Arms. Free Your Minds.
July 5th, 2006
Chinese Weapons. Chinese Money. Some Things Are The Same Everywhere.
- by G.C.O.
“With more than $1 billion in arms exports, China is the sole major arms exporter that has not entered into any multilateral agreements prohibiting arms transfers to regimes likely to use them in severe human rights abuse. As long as Beijing refuses to do so, the post-Tiananmen U.S. and European Union sanctions on arms sales to China should remain in place. And, as Amnesty recommends, all the nations of the world should join an arms trade treaty embodying the principles of international humanitarian law.”
-The Boston Globe
Published: July 4, 2006
Tanks. For the memory. June 4th Anniversary.
June 10th, 2006
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- Gaaagle Central Office
Gaaagled Bird
May 26th, 2006
VIDEO CLICK ON IMAGE TO PLAY
- Tim spellman at Gaaagle Central Office - G.C.O. Covert Commando Unit
Confucius Gaaagled
May 26th, 2006
CLICK ON ABOVE IMAGE TO PLAY THIS VIDEO
OR Click HERE for H.264 version, for Quicktime 7, quicker download.
- jesse reisner at Gaaagle Central Office
Great Wall Ball Game (alpha)
May 21st, 2006
click to start
American Internet Giants Play Ball With Chinese Goverment. Everybody loses.
- Gaaagle Central Ofiice Games Development Division
Please leave suggestions, comments..
Gaaagle Blogged Enigma
May 7th, 2006enigma Thanks - Gaaagle Central Office
more bloggers help gaaagle.com
May 2nd, 2006 Borja.org and dvblog.org
Thanks - Gaaagle Central Office
Feeling Gaaagle d
April 27th, 2006
A supremely doodled Gaaagle from the marvelous Jon Burgerman
His website here.
Chairman Schmidt’s Gaaagled “Valley Song”
April 20th, 2006
Google Chairman Schmidt renames Google, Gu Ge or “Valley Song” in China.
Google continues to defend it’s censorship policies.
Google said in a statement:
“The name conveys the sense of a fruitful and productive search experience, in a poetic Chinese way.”
Translation:
Behind our new face, we continue to Gaaagle !
China is the only country where Google has changed their name.
Valley Song is a gaaagled cry for freedom.
-Gaaagle Central Office
thanks bloggers for not gaaagling gaaagle
April 11th, 2006 nkdee.blogspot.com Louvain, Belgium byebyemoney.blogspot.com NYC, USA
www.unitednothing.net United Nothing
Free. “Let your frog flag fly.” Be Heard.
April 5th, 2006
You should really click on the image to enlarge and view the art.
And then click
here for BEAUTIFUL Hi Resolution image.
FREE. THE BEST FROG. by Grant Clum and Scott Clum
Click to see Scott Clum RIDE design studio HERE.
Portland, Oregon
Don’t be Gaaagled. Be Free. Be Heard.
Candle or Dynamite ?
- Jeff Bridges Hollywood Actorvist
March 30th, 2006
CLICK ON THE IMAGE TO VIEW ARTWORK FULL SIZE
Candle or Dynamite ?
by Jeff Bridges. Hollywood Actorvist.
“an image for your Gaaagle site.” - Jeff
Thanks Jeff how cool are you dude?!
Click to check out Jeff Bridges’ homepage.
Los Angeles, California
Communist bastards have gone too far.
Red Lobster Censored ! ? !
Gaaagle ‘d ?!
March 29th, 2006
We can understand why the Chinese goverment had previously blocked
abc.com www.amnesty-usa.org www.anticommunism.org
cbs.com www.latimes.com web.mit.edu washingtonpost.com
And that is bad enough,
BUT RED LOBSTER at WWW.REDLOBSTER.COM ! ? !
These bastards have just gone too far.
Click the image above to see a partial list of the websites that have been blocked by the Communist Party in China.
Data collected from 2002,
and still Google Yahoo and Microsoft decided to comply
with the Chinese Communist Party’s lobster-hating censors.
Data gathered by the
Berkman Center for Internet & Society at Harvard Law School.
- Gaaagle Central Office
thanks bloggers Felton to Paris
March 28th, 2006 bernard-o.blogspot.com Paris, France
the-edge.blogspot.com Felton, California
Dada Goo Goo Gaaagle
March 27th, 2006
Old Chinese Guy Protests, but we couldn’t understand a word he said
[fortunately this handout was being distributed] See photo
“No More Unhappy! Ghost people wake up! You are immortal too,
not just Chineses. Laughes, live. Make many many forests, no more
roads or Middle people become Ghost peoples too. Now, today. I help.
Take me your house and talk with your father and mother. OK we go.”
is that clear now?
- Messiah Twain
Money Talks ? Money Gaaagles.
March 25th, 2006
- Gaaagle Central Office
Gaaagle Please !
March 21st, 2006
Sometimes, a little Gaaagle could be a good thing.
- Gaaagle Central Office
I Ching Gaaagle, Cha Ching Google.
March 19th, 2006
It’s not easy being Gaaagle ‘d.
March 17th, 2006
The Chinese government’s oppression and censorship
may lead to more over-indulgence this St. Paddy’s Day.
- read the US State Department’s 2005 report here -
Drunken masters, Yahoo Google and Microsoft
dance with the Communist brutes, for the love of the green.
- Gaaagle Central Office
Irish and Chinese Poets Will Not Be Gaaagled
March 17th, 2006Easter 1916 (excerpt) William Butler Yeats 1865-1939 No, no, not night but death; Was it needless death after all? For England may keep faith For all that is done and said. We know their dream; enough To know they dreamed and are dead; And what if excess of love Bewildered them till they died? I write it out in a verse - MacDonagh and MacBride And Connolly and pearse Now and in time to be, Wherever green is worn, Are changed, changed utterly: A terrible beauty is born. The Old Dust Li Po 701 - 762 A.D. The living is a passing traveler; The dead, a man come home. One brief journey betwixt heaven and earth, Then, alas! we are the same old dust of ten thousand ages. The rabbit in the moon pounds the medicine in vain; Fu-sang, the tree of immortality, has crumbled to kindling wood. Man dies, his white bones are dumb without a word When the green pines feel the coming of the spring. Looking back, I sigh; Looking before, I sigh again. What is there to prize in the life's vaporous glory?
- Gaaagle Central Office
Pop(ken) Goes The Gaaagle
March 16th, 2006Ben Popken at The Spunker:
“Go to gaaagle.com. It’s a Google parody blog satirizing the Google China fiasco. It’s set up like Google but provides a editorialized search results. - The real gems are the hilarious videos in their main blog section. -”
Also find Ben Popken lording over The Consumerist
New York, New York
- Gaaagle Central Office
Big Brother Gaaagle
March 14th, 2006
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- D. Brothers Gaaagle Central Office Agent
Gaaag in My Mouth
March 13th, 2006
CLICK ON THE IMAGE ABOVE TO PLAY MP3 MUSIC CLIP.
- I Don’t Belong by The Red Mopeds ©2006 Long Line Of Telephone Poles Disappearing Into The Distant Horizon Filled With Neon Billboards Flashing Records
(aka Gaaagle Records)
New Jersey of America
我不属于在这个世界里。 我感到我的嘴强迫被关闭了。
The Believers. Chinese punks gaaagled. www.thebelieversband.com
Chinese music Rock in China
Gaaagle Un Gaaagled By Bloggers
March 11th, 2006Joseph Jaffe :
The gaaagle reflex
“the launch of Gaaagle, which ultimately uses Google to present a very focused search experience on things like…you know…greed, evilosity, Chinese Freedom. Good times.”
BL Ochman:
Gaaagle: An Artful Protest of Google Censorship
Gaaagle, “an ode to free information” is a new blog protesting Google’s bow to Chinese government censorship. It’s got videos, MP3s, photos and art that make the point in an artful way.
There are too many words online already.”
New York City
Thank you, Don’t Be Gaaagled. Be Heard.
- Gaaagle Central Office
Gaaagle’d Science ?
March 10th, 2006
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- Millennium Twain
Chinese Gangster Big Ears Du Gaaagle ‘d ?
March 9th, 2006
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Art and poem about an infamous Chinese gangster, Big Ears Du.
- by David Daniels
Du Yuesheng (”Big-Ears Du”) was instrumental in the creation of the original Shanghai Museum, designed by Dong Dayou, 1934.
- Vivian Wang
Fat Matt Gaaagled At Tiananmen Square
March 8th, 2006
- Matthew Langille & Gaaagle Central Office
www.matthewlangille.com
Do No Evil. Yes ?
March 8th, 2006
VIDEO CLICK ON IMAGE TO PLAY
- Michael Szpakowski
somedancersandmusicians.com
Oscars After Parties Haunted by Hollywood Outsider
March 6th, 2006
Behind Oscar winner Reese Witherspoon -
the ghost of Zhao Ziyang.
The ghost of Zhao Ziyang, former Chinese Prime Minister and reformer who spent 15 years under house arrest after opposing the Chinese Government’s bloody crackdown on Tiananmen Square, was spotted in tinsel town last night.
Rumors of scandalous behavior at Vanity Fair‘s annual bash at Morton‘s
and a drunken table top dance at Elton John‘s Oscar after party
at the Pacific Design Center can not confirmed at this time.
Ziyang apparently snubbed the US Weekly and Rolling Stone‘s
joint “Oscar Rocks” party at Wolfgang Puck‘s restaurant.
He was reportedly overheard telling Brokeback Mountain star Heath Ledger,
“Puck bores me.”
as the two hopped into Ziyang’s limo
and sped into the night bound for more post Oscars revelry.
Kodak Theater. See ghost of Zhao Ziyang in background 3/05/06 AP
- Gaaagle Central Office
Oscar Eats Hunger Strike for Human Rights
March 6th, 2006
Gaaagle Central Office suggests:
Don’t call for a worldwide hunger strike protesting
China’s human rights abuses on Oscar Day.
When will politcal activists start thinking about the media ?
Not the best day to get any attention anywhere.
The strike coincided with the Chinese Communist Party’s
National People’s Congress meeting,
AND the 78th Annual Academy Awards.
“So, our message is to try and wake everybody up, who is so intent on doing business with China and having a piece of the pie, like to say that we cannot overlook human rights abuses.”
- Sophia Bronwen to the VANCOUVER/CKNW(AM980)
- human rights lawyers, writers and journalists were recently secretly kidnapped, beaten severely or illegally shut down and threatened by the Chinese regime for wanting to defend citizens wronged by the Communist regime. - Judi McLeod CFP
And the Oscar for another missed news cycle goes to . . .
- Gaaagle Central Office
Green Gaaagle’s Day is Near
March 3rd, 2006
- Danny B.
Send in your Gaaagled Gaaagle Logo.
mail to: infoATgaaagleDOTcom
We’ll put yours up on our splash page too.
LIKE THIS. ON GAAAGLE.COM. CLICK.
And maybe you’ll get a free T shirt. If we make any.
Take a Gaaagle ( http://www.gaaagle.com/gaaaglelogo.jpg )
Don’t Be Gaaagled. Be Heard.
- Gaaagle Central Office
Get Your Gaaagled Logo Up on Gaaagle
March 1st, 2006
Gaaagle the logo and send it in.
mail to: infoATgaaagleDOTcom
We’ll put yours up on our splash page. LIKE THIS. ON GAAAGLE.COM. CLICK.
And maybe you’ll get a free T shirt. If we make any.
Take a Gaaagle ( http://www.gaaagle.com/gaaaglelogo.jpg )
Don’t Be Gaaagled. Be Heard.
- Gaaagle Central Office
Gaaagle Reaches China
February 28th, 2006
Hmm. Maybe Gaaagle isn’t Gaaagled by Google in China.
We’ve had many visitors from:
CHONGQING, CHINA
GUANGDONG, CHINA
SHANDONG, CHINA
BEIJING, CHINA
JIANGSU, CHINA
ANHUI, CHINA
SHANGHAI, CHINA
HUBEI, CHINA
SICHUAN, CHINA
LIAONING, CHINA
FUJIAN, CHINA
ZHEJIANG, CHINA
SICHUAN, CHINA
HENAN,CHINA
Thanks for visiting, spread the word. Don’t Be Gaaagled. Be Heard.
- Gaaagle Central Office
Oppression Hurts
February 25th, 2006
VIDEO. CLICK ON IMAGE ABOVE TO PLAY
- Rudy Adler New York City
- PG 13
Internet Bigwigs Reveal Red Ties to Congress.
February 22nd, 2006
Internet bigwigs testify before Congress. Conspicuously displaying their Red ties.
Shi Tao, a Chinese journalist, is serving a ten-year prison sentence in China. Yahoo made his conviction possible, by providing the Chinese Government with his account information. Shi Tao revealed a government document that directed Chinese journalists not to stir up social unrest during the anniversary of the June 4 Movement (in memory of the Tiananmen crackdown). Ten years in jail. Ten years in jail. For one email. The Red Tie Brigade asserts, they were just following orders. Ten years in jail.
- Gaaagle Central Office
Superman Has No Balls
February 18th, 2006
Google is now valued at 50 billion dollars.
If you stacked hundred dollar bills 31 miles high,
you’d have 50 billion dollars.
You’d think they’d have the balls to say no to the
Chinese government’s request for search results censorship.
You’d think they’d have the balls to say -
“You want us? Take us as we are.”
Do no evil. AND Have balls.
Think what great PR that would have been.
- Gaaagle Central Office
By some estimates,
Superman can fly at mach 10, or
approx. 8,000 miles an hour.
How long would it take Superman to reach
the top of the 50 billion dollar stack of hundred dollar bills?
How long would it take Superman to fly the
length of the Great Wall of China? (5,000 miles approx.)
Actually we believe Superman can fly much faster than that.
Don’t you?
I mean, at least the speed of light, probably faster right?
What do you believe?
Oh Great Machine
February 15th, 2006
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- Oh Great Machine by The Daughters of Light ©2006 Gaaagle Records
Benjamins Gaaagle Internet Freedoms
February 15th, 2006
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- Tripp M.
“An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.”-Benjamin Franklin
- Gaaagle Central Office Secret Serviceman
A Sweet Gaaagle for Google
February 14th, 2006
-ts
- Gaaagle Central Office Enforcer
Old School Gaaagle
February 14th, 2006
Old School Gaaagle
- Gaaagle Central Office
Gaaagle No Joke
February 14th, 2006
Why all this matters. Tiananmen Square aftermath. AP
- Gaaagle Central Office
Google Valentines Day. Gaaagles Love in China
February 14th, 2006
Haaapy Vaaalentine’s Daaay
Google has gaaagled it’s results on searches of the word “Dating” in China.
Google has also censored search results for “democracy”,”teen pregnancy”,
“the Dalai Lama”,”homosexuality”,”jokes”
“Taiwan independence”,
“beer”, “human rights” and more.
Google is censoring western news services too.
- Gaaagle Central Office
Send us your Gaaagle-Tines. Be heard. Don’t Be Gaaagled
Send to infoATgaaagleDOTcom
Don’t Be Gaaagle ‘d, Help Gaaagle.com
February 12th, 2006
Use our ads. Help spread the word. Be heard.
Don’t be gaaagled.
CLICK ON ABOVE IMAGE TO SEE ADS
-Gaaagle Central Office
Gaaagle ‘d Chinese Hotdogs À la Google
February 12th, 2006
Original, pre-censored photo by Mustang Sally
Gaaagle ‘d Chinese Hotdogs À la Google
- Gaaagle Central Office
Show us your gaaagle. Send to infoATgaaagleDOTcom
Gaaagle.com not Google - Gaaagle Kid
February 12th, 2006
“Go to Gaaagle.com not Google gaaagled”
- The Gaaagle Kid. N.J.
Send in your gaaagle. Send to infoATgaaagleDOTcom
Heartbroke ‘n and Gaaagle ‘d
February 10th, 2006
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Gaaagle With iRepress
February 9th, 2006
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- Mark Fiore
Police State Gaaagle
February 8th, 2006
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- Gaaagle Central Office
Feb 7th. Award winning Chinese newspaper editor Wu Xianghu, has died as a result of a police beating he received for his paper’s reporting on corruption.
Wu was reportedly attacked after 50 policemen charged the newspapers offices and he was dragged from his office. An article in the paper accused the police of charging illegal bicycle fees.
Thanks to Bill Green for the link to the story.
Click here to read BBC story
Gaaagle still gaaagled by Google ?
February 8th, 2006
UPDATE UPDATE: Gaaagle still appears to be gaaagled by Google. The searches from various Googles seem to return half the amount of links that they did yesterday.
Check for yourself
Search “gaaagle” on US Chinese laguage Google and compare
those results with the French Google
the Dutch Google The German Google The Japanese Google The Russian Google, Google from Senegal and Google Greenland.
Google.com
Seems unlikely that Google - a company valued at around 50 billion dollars -
would bother to gaaagle a little blog named Gaaagle.com. Does’t it ? But we’re going to keep checking just to make sure.
- Gaaagle Central Office
Micro Gaaagle
February 8th, 2006
- Gaaagle Central Office
Gaaagled Sunrise
February 6th, 2006
- Rebecca
Has Gaaagle been Gaaagled ?
February 3rd, 2006
We found our home page listed when we searched
“gaaagle.com” and “gaaagle” in Google. Then,
the link disappeared when we searched again later.
This strange behavior has reoccurred throughout the last two days.
Try it yourself. Is this normal?
Is Google Gaaagling Gaaagle?
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE Feb 5th :
The home page now is linked,
but still, some links are apparently being removed.
Search “gaaagle” on http://Google.cn and compare
those results with the Google.com results.
Ironically, the search from the Chinese
language version of Google returns many more links.
At times, the English language Google returns 31 links
but, a half hour later, it will return 10 or fewer links.
Are results on the English language Google being swept every few hours ?
It’s unlikely that Google - a company valued at around 50 billion dollars -
would bother to gaaagle a little blog named Gaaagle.com. Isn’t it?
- Gaaagle Central Office
